I want to take pictures...

I want to be able to take amazing pictures of absolute crap and have people look at it and see something infinitely profound.
Like this:

How many pea shots had to be taken to get this one perfect shot? Fortunately – I will never know, I don’t want to take pictures of peas.

I want to take pictures like these – moody ones, full of shadow and light.

 Now all I need to do is:

1.       Move to a place where there are beaches like that.

2.       Find a poor guy with helium balloons. (WTF? For real! What would that cost? Or are the party places in Cape Town overcharging?)

3.       Find an elephant to read to.

Tx

P.S: I have just discovered Instagram - slow I know - but I have a freaking failberry. These were taken using a Galaxy Tab.